A frog story

A man takes the day off of work and decides to go golfing. He is on the second hole, when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to hit, when he hears.... "Ribbit, 9 Iron". The man looks around and doesn't see anyone, so he gets ready to hit again. "Ribbit, 9 Iron", he hears again. He decides to prove the frog wrong. So he puts his other club away, grabs a 9 iron, and swings .......and boom! .......he makes a birdie.

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think I should use here, frog?", the man asks the frog. "Ribbit, 3 wood", comes the reply. He takes out a 3 wood .......and boom! .....he hits a hole in one. By the end of the day, the man has golfed the best game of his life.

The man then asks the frog, "Ok, where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit, Las Vegas". So they head to Las Vegas and when they get there the man says, "Ok frog, now what?" The frog says , "Ribbit, Roulette". Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks," What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit, $3000 on black 6." Now, this was a million to one shot, but after the golf game he had, the man figures what the heck. He puts the money down on the number and boom! .......tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and gets the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've made me filthy rich and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me". The man figures "why not?", given all the frog has done for him. So he plants a kiss on the frog......and it turns into the most beautiful 16 year old girl he's ever seen.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room".