Repelling advances from the opposite sex
- Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman:"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V D Clinic."
- Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman:"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
- Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman:"No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
- Man: "Want to Dance?"
Woman:"No, thank you."
Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you.",
- Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman:"It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman:"That's in the phone book too.
- Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
- Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman:"Unfertilized, go away!"
- A graying man in his 60's approaches a twenty-something with
"Where have you been all my life?" She took one glance at him and
said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."
- Two young dudes are striding down the street and one glances at
a girl who has just walked by. She turns around and sneers at
him, "What are you looking at?" His friend comes to the rescue: "He
thought you were good looking. Man, was he was mistaken!"
- "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
- Guy: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!"
Gal: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"